We will pray for guidance.
Is the sun coming up? Then put it on the left!
That morning I was not yet a vampire, and I saw my last sunrise. I remember it completely; and yet, I can’t recall any sunrise before it. I watched the whole magnificence of the dawn for the last time, as if it were the first. And then, I said farewell to sunlight, and set out to become what I became.
(ref’g Prof. P’s:)
Now, if I might.
Very good, sir.
And do we dress right or left, sir?
Most of my gentlemen favour left these days, don't think it's political.
Never know where the bloody thing is. Bobs about like a wind-sock.
(in play: Buddha_david’s)
“Who do you think you are? My guardian angel?”
“Not me, honey. I lost those wings a long time ago.”
No injuries, 6360 battles.
The Lord tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he’s pretty sure you’re fucked.
My name’s Pitt. And your ass ain’t talkin’ your way out of this shit.
What was the story tonight?
There were some buildings. There were these really tall buildings, and they could walk. Then there were some vampires. And one of the vampires bit the tallest building, and his fangs broke off. Then all his other teeth fell out. Then he started crying. And then, all the other vampires said, “Why are you crying? Weren’t those just your baby teeth?” And he said, “No. Those were my grown-up teeth.” And the vampires knew he couldn’t be a vampire anymore, so they left him. The end.
We reached the Mediterranean. I wanted those waters to be blue, but they were black, nighttime waters, and how I suffered then, straining to recall the color that in my youth I had taken for granted.
Okay, men, now listen. We’re going to blow out the water now and see if we can get our rear ends out of the sand. If we make it to the surface, things could still get pretty rough. Traffic’s heavy up there.
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You always told me to stay off the freeway. You said it was suicide.
Go ahead, kid! Jump! Suicide’ll be nice and neat!
A friend of mine was up about 20 floors with a jumper a few years ago. The jumper grabbed him, they went off, 20 floors down. Just mashed 'em all to bits. You couldn’t tell which legs were which, you couldn’t tell which arms were which, it was a terrible mess. And I’ll tell ya, I almost threw up myself.
You wanna see something really scary?
I had another Liam Neeson nightmare. I kidnapped his daughter and he just wasn’t having it.
Tracy, I did not kidnap this woman!
I believe you. But that won’t save you.