Speak to me only in Movie Quotes

Stop, or my Mom will shoot!

Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?

'Scuse me while I whip this out.

It’s twoo, it’s twoo!

Yes, it’s true. This man has no dick.

Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together… mass hysteria!

The Jiggly-Wiggly?

Come on aaaaand Hop! Hop! Come on and do the Kangaroo Hop! Hop! It’s the dance for me and you.

Of course! The Enchantment Under the Sea dance! They’re supposed to go to this. That’s where they kiss for the first time.

Hey, hey! What’s this I see? I thought this was a party. LET’S DANCE!

“Mambo!”

“Mambo!”

“Go!”

“Go!”

Did you ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

The wizard and the demon had a battle royale, the demon almost killed him with an evil kapow, but then he broke his tooth and thus the demon said “OW”

You’re a wizard, Harry.

Uh uh. I know what you’re thinking. “Did he fire six shots or only five?” Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you’ve gotta ask yourself one question: “Do I feel lucky?” Well, do ya, punk?

“You know how to whistle, don’t you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow.”

Mind if I smoke, while you’re eating?

“Cigarettes in space?”

“It’s the final frontier, Nick.”

“But wouldn’t they blow up in an all oxygen environment?”

Houston, we have a problem.

The whole planet Houston?