I find your lack of faith disturbing.
He said that faith is like a glass of water. When you’re young, the glass is small, and it’s easy to fill up. But the older you get, the bigger the glass gets, and the same amount of liquid doesn’t fill it anymore. Periodically, the glass has to be refilled.
Look, I ordered coffee. Now we’ve been here a long fucking time and she’s only filled my cup three times. When I order coffee, I want it filled six times.
Coffee tastes better today. What’d you do, clean the mug?
Hey, this doesn’t taste like cappuccino.
Father probably forgot to taste it.
I’ll have what she’s having.
Ho-Jon, get the gentleman a martini. I’m sure you will find them satisfactory. They’re quite dry.
Don’t you guys use olives?
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Mai Tai say that I’m Old Fashioned
Très Vin ordinaire
That I want a fresh Manhattan
With white anglo-saxons everywhere?
A Black Russian’s
No Pink lady
Give her the Singapore sling!
And Moscow mule is not your baby
So Highball the Vodka and name your sting!
I’d like something to drink, preferably some vodka.
Will that be all, Mr. Stark?
…and three hard boiled eggs.
Wholesale chicken eggs cost eight yen apiece. I figured this giant egg would be equal to 153,820 eggs. Multiply them by eight yen.
I bet you think an egg is something you casually order for breakfast when you can’t think of anything else. Well, so did I once, but that was before the egg and I.
Because with six, you get eggroll!
You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
A pig wearing a hat!
Pigs sleep and root in shit. That’s a filthy animal. I ain’t eatin’ nothing don’t have the sense to disregard its own feces.
That’ll do, Pig. That’ll do.