I-I-I ain’t got no-bo-o-dy.
You’re suffering from a Vulcan mind-meld, doctor.
You have a brain cloud. There’s a black fog of tissue running right down the center of your brain. It’s very rare. It will spread at a regular rate. It’s very destructive, and it’s incurable. Six months - you can pretty much count on it being about that. It’s not painful. Your brain will simply fail, followed abruptly by your body.
Are you saying that I put an abnormal brain into a seven and a half foot long, fifty-four inch wide GORILLA?
Am I dreamin’, or did I just see a gorilla? And a beautiful dame!
Welcome to Dr. Haber’s Palace of Dreams. Congratulations, George. You are the man of the hour. How do you feel today?
Information Retrieval has got him down as “inoperative.” And there’s another one - security has got him down as “excised.” Administration has got him down as “completed.”
I just don’t know what to call you: retarded, mentally retarded, mentally handicapped, mentally disabled, intellectually handicapped, intellectually disabled, developementally disabled…
Is he smart, or is he…?
God damn it, Gump! You’re a god damn genius! This is the most outstanding answer I have ever heard. You must have a goddamn I.Q. of 160. You are goddamn gifted, Private Gump.
I’m sorry, just give me a moment to redefine my girlish notions of romance.
“Joanie, you are now a WORLD-CLASS hopeless romantic.”
“No, hopeful. Hopeful romantic.”
I have to leave you now. I’m going to that corner there and turn. You must stay in the car and drive away. Promise not to watch me go beyond the corner. Just drive away and leave me as I leave you.
I’m walkin’ here!
Crane, if you think we’re going to walk out on that ice willingly, you got another thing coming!
That’s it. C’mere. Nothin’ to it! You’re skatin’ like you’ve done this before. Have ya?
Come on, it’s all right. Look! The water’s stiff!
Hey, Vera. We’ve got another stiff in the john.
It’s a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.
Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!