I’m not paying you to do… whatever it is you’re doing out here.
I’m trying to drive you to the store!
Hello, Mr. Werthan? Yeah, it’s me. Guess where I’m at? I jus’ finished drivin’ yo mama to da store.
I like to think of life as a limousine.
Mama always said “Life was like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get.”
I ordered some spaghetti with marinara sauce, and I got egg noodles and ketchup.
You think you’re so entitled. You ruin everything.
It’s my leg! I want my leg, you understand? Can’t you understand that?
Now the leg, eh?
The rest of you is normal. Normal face, normal legs, normal hips, normal ass, but with a big, perfectly round pot belly.
She’s the most used piece of equipment in the gym.
“You shouldn’t hit people like that.”
“I couldn’t resist.”
You’re about to fall heir to a kitten’s stocking.
That’s Dr. Evil’s cat.
How Can you tell?
I never forget a pussy…cat.
That’s my little octopussy.
No! No kids! Kids grab things! And I’m not losing another tentacle for you.
I’m just a mean green mother from outer space
And I’m bad.
I’m just a mean green mother from outer space
A real hard case. You can’t beat this trouble, man.
I’m just a mean green mother from outer space
So just give it up. It’s all over, ace.
You are all singing, all dancing crap of the world.
But I don’t want any of that. I’d rather… I’d rather… just… sing!
Wait a minute, wait a minute! You ain’t heard nothin’ yet!