Speak to me only in Movie Quotes

They may torture my body, break my bones, even kill me, then they will have my dead body. NOT MY OBEDIENCE!

So Ella now knew why she’d always obeyed, but she never stopped fighting to have things her way.

You’re always making things difficult!

Why didn’t I take the blue pill?

Cut the blue wire!

Today Pepperland goes blue!

I shouldn’t be alive… unless it was for a reason. I’m not crazy, Pepper. I just finally know what I have to do. And I know in my heart that it’s right.

Waiter, there is too much pepper on my paprikash. But I would be proud to partake of your pecan pie!

The Leith police dismisseth us,
They thought we sought to stay;
The Leith police dismisseth us,
They thought we’d stay all day.
The Leith police dismisseth us,
We both sighed sighs apiece;
And the sighs that we sighed as we said goodbye
Were the size of the Leith police.

So what made you want to become a policeman?

What, are you trying to be funny? I do it because I believe in the United Nations and Southeast Asia, and - you think it’s funny if your life depends on what goes through the Panama Canal? What about the English pound? I’ll tell you something - as long as there’s a Siberia, you’ll find Lew Harper on the job.

Wherever there’s a cop beatin’ up a guy, I’ll be there.

I wanted to see exotic Vietnam… the crown jewel of Southeast Asia. I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture… and kill them. I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill!

Team, this is all my fault. I was overzealous in Cairo. I let racism cloud my judgment. I was so sure the ultimate terrorist was Middle Eastern, but I didn’t realize he was a goddamn Gook. I’ll never be a racist again.

I was thinking what I’d do on my first day living in Cairo.

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine.

One often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it.

Destiny! Destiny! No escaping death for me!

I’m your density.

That’s right, you assumed wrong.