We BELONG dead!
Kommst du mit mir, Papa.
Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
[For a good laugh, try putting that into Google Translate.]
What we have here is a failure to communicate.
Say what?
You should not always insist on speaking your mind, you know.
That’s the dumbest thing I ever heard.
You got peanut butter or somethin’ in your ears?
Better keep listening, might be a bit about blessed are the big noses.
double post, please ignore or delete
So you finally got a sense of humor about your nose.
And now, the star of our show, the kamikaze of comedy! Fasten your seat belts, put on your crash helmets; because here he comes… Mr. Saturday Night… Buddy Young, Junior!
Thunderdome’s simple. Get to the weapons, use them any way you can. I know you won’t break the rules. There aren’t any.
Rules? In a knife fight? No rules!
That’s not a knife.
That’s no moon.
Sam, I can only account for what occurs on this base.
Judge Maxwell: Officer! What are these people being charged with
Arresting Officer: It’s kind of hard to explain, Judge.
Judge Maxwell: Give it a shot.
Arresting Officer: Well we picked most of them out of San Francisco bay.
Judge Maxwell: Entering the country illegally?
Arresting Officer: No sir, they drove in.
Judge Maxwell: Into the country?
Arresting Officer: Into the bay.
Judge Maxwell: Ah, that’s better. Unauthorized use of public water.
Arresting Officer: Mostly in stolen cars.
Judge Maxwell: Ah ha, that’s grand larceny.
Arresting Officer: Then there was a shooting…
Judge Maxwell: That’s assault with a deadly weapon.
Frederick Larrabee: They broke into my home.
Judge Maxwell: That’s breaking and entering.
Frederick Larrabee: [indicating Eunice] And brought her with them forcibly!
Judge Maxwell: That’s kidnapping.
Eunice: They tried to molest me.
Judge Maxwell: That’s… unbelievable.
So, let me get one thing straight here… We have a pro football team now, but they’re in Nashville?
This isn’t Dallas, it’s Nashville! They can’t do this to us here in Nashville! Let’s show them what we’re made of. Come on everybody, sing! Somebody, sing!