“Sandman!”
“I’m up! I’m up!”
How ya doin’? Peace be with you. Praise Jebus.
Pleased to meet you.
What’s buzzin’, cousin?
Whatever it cost my cousin in pain and suffering before he died I will return with full measure upon the woman that caused it.
Cruella De Vil
Cruella De Vil
If she doesn’t scare you
No evil thing will
Hey, you wanna see something really scary?
Why, Mama? Are you afraid?
You WILL be.
Who here wants to be a fire engine?
Hey, smoke jumper!
It’s a living thing, Brian. It breathes, it eats, and it hates. The only way to beat it is to think like it. To know that this flame will spread this way across the door and up across the ceiling, not because of the physics of flammable liquids, but because it wants to. Some guys on this job, the fire owns them, makes 'em fight it on it’s level, but the only way to truly kill it is to love it a little.
It smokes, it drinks, it philosophizes… at this rate I’ll be 60 before you get to the point.
Can’t say I blame you. A fellow as ugly as you are probably couldn’t get to first base without a fire.
You must know first of all that I am the victim of a little domestic tragedy. My wife does not love me. She has always been a wife in name only. She is revolted, you see. Revolted by my face.
I see you always digging a low pit for yourself - when you should be standing on a heap of pride.
“You’re diggin’ a hole.”
“Hey, you don’t miss a trick, do yah?”
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist.
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The man stole my life. I steal his trick.