Sure, sure. If we just get started, my assistant should be bringing in coffee shortly.
You did it! Congratulations! World’s best cup of coffee! Great job, everybody! It’s great to be here.
I would rather be with the people of this town than with the finest people in the world.
I understand.
Just as “I’d rather be a lamp post in New York City than the King of fucking France!”
It’s good to be the King!
I thought we were an autonomous collective.
Don’t take another step or the president gets it between the eyes.
You are not the President. No one who leads so many could possibly kneel so quickly.
Forget the myths the media’s created about the White House.
"Hail to the chief, he’s the chief and he needs hailing. He is the chief, so everybody hail like crazy. Hail to… that’s more or less how it…"
“I wouldn’t write that song with you if you begged me.”
“Begged ya? I didn’t even ask ya.”
Never open with a ballad, and never end on one.
“Yeah, well, it’s part of a trilogy, a musical trilogy that I’m doing in D minor, which I always find is really the saddest of all keys, really, I don’t know why. It makes people weep instantly to play. You know, just simple lines intertwining, you know, very much like — I’m really influenced by Mozart and Bach, and it’s sort of in between those, really. It’s like a Mach piece, really. It’s sort of…”
“What do you call this?”
“Well, this piece is called ‘Lick My Love Pump.’”
A musical Julius Caesar is quite possibly the worst idea I’ve heard since New Coke.
Well, I may not have been in show business for as long as you have. But I’m a quick learner. And right now, I’m going to give the audience what I think they want.
Wait a minute, wait a minute. You ain’t heard nothing yet!
Listen… you smell something?
Garbage chute. Really wonderful idea. What an incredible smell you’ve discovered!
You use Evian skin cream, and sometimes you wear L’Air du Temps… but not today.
He still had enough perfume left to enslave the whole world if he so chose.