Silence is probably one of the loudest sounds and heaviest sounds that you’re ever likely to experience.
I’ll tell you in another life, when we are both cats.
I’m onto you, kitty.
Oh, you’re a bad pony, and I’m not gonna bet on you.
Let’s play cards.
I didn’t know you were the Sundance Kid when I said you were cheating. If I draw on you, you’ll kill me.
Aren’t you dead?
How’d you make the transition? Here you seem so calm. At ease.
Let me put it this way: have you ever heard of Plato? Aristotle? Socrates? Morons.
Morons. I’ve got morons on my team.
Dorks. They look like a couple of dorks.
I like the one that’s not so smart.
Well Mr Smart, evidently I underestimated you. You’re not a complete fool after all. Almost, very close, but not complete.
Missed it by that much.
Why, it’s the drunk piano player. You’re so drunk, you can’t hit nothin’. In fact, you’re probably seeing double.
First rule in government spending: why build one when you can have two at twice the price?
The way he thinks is so simple and honest that it sounds… sounds a little crazy.
If that man’s crazy, Your Honor, the rest of us belong in straitjackets!
I’m a mental patient. I’m not impressed.
Now, you talk to me and pretend I’m sane, okay?