Driiive Louise! Drive! Drive the car! Go! Go! Go go go go go go!
Run! Get to the chopper!
Now he said, “Sic’em, boy!” But what I heard was, “Chopper! Sic balls!”
By the way, his testicle retrieval operation went quite well, in case you’re interested.
MOVE IT! Or I’m going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world!
You want to do WHAT to me?
You’re so full of shit, you’re gonna float away.
All right, who ordered the Poo Poo Platter?
Stand back, ye flies! We are the greatest warriors in all Bugdom.
We must meet this threat with our courage, our valor, indeed with our very lives to ensure that human civilization, not insect, dominates this galaxy, now and always!
Aye, fight and you may die. Run, and you’ll live… at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin’ to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they’ll never take… OUR FREEDOM!
Well, here I am, anonymous, all right. With guys nobody really cares about. They come from the end of the line, most of them, small towns you never heard of: Pulaski, Tennessee; Brandon, Mississippi; Pork Bend, Utah; Wampum, Pennsylvania. Two years’ high school’s about it. Maybe if they’re lucky, a job waiting for them back in a factory. But most of 'em got nothing. They’re poor. They’re the unwanted. Yet they’re fighting for our society and our freedom. It’s weird, isn’t it? They’re the bottom of the barrel, and they know it. Maybe that’s why they call themselves grunts, 'cause a grunt can take it, can take anything. They’re the best I’ve ever seen, Grandma. The heart and soul.
I was there man! I was in the shit with the grunts!
Do we get to win this time?
The Indians win it! The Indians win it! Oh my god, the Indians win it!
I know exactly what you will do, and exactly what you won’t, and I’ve told you exactly nothing. To these aged eyes, boy, that’s what winning looks like!
You’ll find I’m full of surprises.
Yankee bean soup, coleslaw, and tuna surprise.
Food fight!
Question. Do you like… penicillin on your pizza?