I’ve been marked down!
I’d forgotten… the stench… the chaos… the decay…
I was just checking to see if I was standing on plastic.
This planter must be made of lead.
That’s what I like about plants - they don’t answer back.
Wait for me, Audrey. This is between me and the vegetable!
Friends listen to each other! And they don’t shoot each other, do they Audrey?
Friends? Friends slow down, they even stop!
If I treat you so badly, then why did you come back, huh?
Because that’s what friends do, they FORGIVE EACH OTHER!
Keep your friends close, your enemies closer.
You just need to get as far away from me as you can. Can’t you understand that?
Stupid is as stupid does.
Tommy, there’s a very peculiar mental process called thinking - you wouldn’t know much about that - but when I was living here I did a lot of it.
Tommy, can you see me? Can I help to cheer you? Tommy, can you hear me? Can you feel me near you?
I don’t think there’s a girl floating in any jar anywhere who’s as happy as I am.
I’ve met another man. He’s the best man I’ve ever met. He’s bright, handsome and he’s crazy about me. And, he’s married. There’s only one thing; he doesn’t like my hat.
Well, we did do the nose. And the hat, but she is a witch!
You have specified hazel eyes, dark hair, and… fair skin. Hmm.
Aww, but she could be so hot if she wanted to. She’s like all these babes, you get their pilot lit, they could suck start a leafblower. And she’s got the most incredible body too and a pair of titties that make you wanna stand up and beg for buttermilk. Ass like a ten year old boy! AHAHAHAHA!
Laugh it up, fuzzball.