I am the original ringtail roarer from the thunder ‘n lightnin’ country! I’m a real snorter and a head buster! I can out-run, out-jump, out-sing, out-swim, out-dance, out-shoot, out-eat, out-drink… Yeah, out-talk, out-cuss and out-fight anybody in the Mississippi and Ohio Rivers put together!
Your entrance was good. His was better.
You wanna be really great? Then have the courage to fail big and stick around. Make them wonder why you’re still smiling.
Why, I’m a failure 'cause I haven’t any brains.
Kiss the book, sign the oath, and you’re king. Easy.
Well, I’m alive. A fall brought back my memory. I’m a king now.
Mom, Dad, just so you don’t hear any wild rumors, I’m being indicted for fraud in Australia.
I think he was once somebody’s baby boy, and he had a mother and a father who loved him, and now there he is, half dead on a park bench, and where are his mother or his father, all his uncles now?
Just like your father… so human.
I met my father for the first time when I was 28 years old. I made up my mind that when I had children, my children were going to know who their father was.
No, I am your father.
Only a real man can raise his children.
I suppose having 19 kids is carrying it a bit too far, but if we had it to do over who would we skip… you?
Well, so far, you’ve given me nothing but a trail of collateral damage from Zurich to Paris. I don’t think I could do much worse.
So now I’m a spy for Uncle Sam, posing as a Frenchman, being paid by the Germans and the comedy of it is, no income tax.
Yeah one more thing, um… none of them wanna pay taxes again. Ever.
Fuck you. Pay me.
You couldn’t afford it.
“Having a rich friend is like drowning and your friend makes lifeboats.”
“Only your friend gets very touchy if you say one word: lifeboat.”
A waste of deck space as it is, on an unsinkable ship.