I don’t wanna die, I’m just being realistic.
I may be synthetic, but I’m not stupid.
Oh, right! To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people! I’ve known sheep that could outwit you. I’ve worn dresses with higher IQs.
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
-I’m just so glad you learned to play the guitar so good… even without having a sense of smell!
-It’s okay mama, I learned how to play by ear.
That’s a nice song, Mama.
I remember Mama.
Remember Sammy Jankis.
It’s just like the first time I came here, isn’t it? We were talking about automobile insurance, only you were thinking about murder. And I was thinking about that anklet.
That was the summer of 1963 - when everybody called me Baby, and it didn’t occur to me to mind. That was before President Kennedy was shot, before the Beatles came, when I couldn’t wait to join the Peace Corps, and I thought I’d never find a guy as great as my dad. That was the summer we went to Kellerman’s.
[I’ll run with it, but**bjohnny** I don’t get track. A lot of times I don’t know the movie, which would make it best, but I like to enjoy the track. Anyway:]
No. No. You’ve got to sign for it.
What is it with this envelope? People love it, they hate it, they gotta have it, they gotta get rid of it.
You know, there’s something about this that’s like, well it’s like you’re expecting a letter that you’re just crazy to get, and you’re hanging around the front door for fear you might not hear him ring. You never realize that he always rings twice…
What knockers!
I’m very impressed with myself, too.
Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it’s usually something unusual.
All citizens will be required to change their underwear every half-hour. Underwear will be worn on the outside so we can check.
This looks like a job for Superman!
I can’t fire them. I hired these guys for three days a week and they just started showing up every day. That was four years ago.
High-ho, high-ho, it’s off to work we go…