This is the captain speaking. Some misguided sailors on this ship still think they can pull a fast one on me. Well, they’re very much mistaken. Since you’ve taken this course, the innocent will be punished with the guilty. There will be no liberty for any member of this crew for three months. I will not be made a fool of! Do you hear me?
I will not be made mock of.
It fuels my hate fire.
Where’s the damn antimatter inducer?
How should I know how many? Count 'em yourself!
What’s with the whole two-head thing?
You should get yourself a couple of other new items, if you’ll pardon the expression.
Bought myself a fancy pair
Tightened up the derriere
I don’t want to buy a single thing that you don’t like.
singing
I like New York in June, how about you
I like a Gershwin tune, how about you
I love a fireside when a storm is due
I like potato chips, moonlight
Motor trips, how about you
I like to watch.
When you learn how to make love, you’ll learn how to pitch.
Who’s on first?
Dustin Hoffman, ‘Rain Man,’ look retarded, act retarded, not retarded. Counted toothpicks, cheated cards. Autistic, sho’. Not retarded. You know Tom Hanks, ‘Forrest Gump.’ Slow, yes. Retarded, maybe. Braces on his legs. But he charmed the pants off Nixon and he won a ping-pong competition. That ain’t retarded. He was a goddamn war hero. You know any retarded war heroes? You went full retard, man. Never go full retard. You don’t buy that? Ask Sean Penn, 2001, “I Am Sam.” Remember? Went full retard, went home empty-handed.
Well, that was absurd, let’s eat dead bird!
I keep telling you, this isn’t ‘a few birds’! These are gulls, crows, swifts…!
Why, if our Scarecrow back in Kansas could do that, the crows’d be scared to pieces!
The eagles are coming!
Don’t make me release the flying monkeys!
Release the kraken!