Over the years I got to be quite a connoisseur of soap. My personal preference was for Lux, but I found Palmolive had a nice, piquant after-dinner flavor - heady, but with just a touch of mellow smoothness. Life Buoy, on the other hand… YECCHH!
What’s the matter, don’t you like musical comedy?
Nothing is better than vaudeville!
'Cept maybe for pussy.
No longer will our penises remain flaccid and unused! From now on, we fight for every man out there who isn’t getting laid when he should be! This is our day! This is our time! And, by God, we’re not gonna let history condemn us to celibacy! We will make a stand! We will succeed! We will get laid!
The Penis is evil! The Penis shoots Seeds, and makes new Life to poison the Earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the Gun shoots Death and purifies the Earth of the filth of Brutals. Go forth, and kill! Zardoz has spoken.
The great Oz has spoken! Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!
Have you any commission from your lord to negotiate with my face? You are now out of your text–but we will draw the curtain and show you the picture.
Now, come on, Doc! What kind of oriental hocus-pocus is going on around here? A circus with no wagons, no animals, no cages? A crazy old magician? What’s it all about?
Dude, what the fuck is wrong with German people?
“Der Dude hälts aus.”
You speak English, butt-steak?
Countries have gone to war because they’ve misinterpreted one another.
You can’t fight in here; this is the War Room!
Buckaroo, The White House wants to know is everything ok with the alien space craft from Planet 10 or should we just go ahead and destroy Russia?
Once again, a UFO has landed in America, the only country UFOs ever seem to land in.
Klaatu barada nikto.
What did you say to them?
English, motherfucker, do you speak it?
Whassa matta you? Alla time asking silly questions!