That’s real good psychology. Why don’t you say something bad about my mother?
“Your mom is crazy, I’m scared of her.”
“She’s not crazy.”
It’s not like my mother is a maniac or a raving thing. She just goes a little mad sometimes. We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven’t you?
(Spoken: ) Maniacal laugh. Maniacal laugh. Maniacal laugh.
You wanna get nuts? Come on! Let’s get nuts!
Show me your nuts.
I’m an escaped mental patient with a history of violence.
Why so serious?
You’re just as warm and sociable as ever.
And what really pisses me off is that I swallowed all those cotton balls, and they never even took a damn X-ray.
Do you like pink?
Um, I farted on Jason’s pillow as a practical joke. He farted on Jonah’s, thinking it was mine, and then eventually pinkeyed my pillow. I’m not proud any of this, but I think we’re all forgiven each other. Um, but we can’t go anywhere.
When I was a kid, if we wanted Jacuzzi, we had to fart in the tub.
She used to fart in her sleep.
That was Laura, but she’s only a dream.
You’re waiting for a train. A train that’ll take you far away. You know where you hope this train will take you. But you can’t know for sure. Yet it doesn’t matter.
What if someone asked you to do one little thing but would affect another passenger on this train? Would you do it?
No! I’ve left this train twice already!
River City Junction - River City, next stop!
Make it quick because my horse is getting tired.