Speak to me only in Movie Quotes

Not born; shit into existence.

Lucia and Carl had their baby. You can imagine the pick of that litter. It was the kind of kid that if you played with it too much after a feeding, you threw up.

I bet ya he’s the runt of the litter.

I tell ya, I remember a time when I was about… I was little, I don’t know… 4, 5 something like that. We had this old dog that had a litter of puppies. And I walked in the bathroom one day and my Mother was standing there, kneeling down… Dog had a litter of about 8, and my Mother was bending over killing each one of these little puppies in the bathtub. I remember I said ‘why?’… She said ‘I’m just killing what I can’t take care of’ - Then my momma said to me, she looked at me and she said ‘I wish I could do that to you’. - Maybe she, maybe she shoulda.

I wish I knew how to quit you.

Remember what you told me about your mother and the Sand People?

I come here to tell you that these beach bums is bums.

You’re a bum, Rock. You’re a bum.

Bing: Ba-ba-ba-bum.
Frank: Don’t dig that kind of crooning, chum.

I was putting up blackberries when Trammel Blankenship came shoutin’ up the holler that the Number 5 had blown. I remember I took the pot off the stovetop and washed my hands before I went down. It took two days to dig through.

She keeps calling the apartment. Every time Beth answers the phone, she hangs up. I’m scared Jimmy, and I don’t want to lose my family.

Look, banana beak is scared.

Go ahead and laugh! Laugh all you like! I’m not a failure. I’m a dentist, a REAL dentist! And I’ll tell you what I’m gonna do, I’m gonna spread dental health through the West like a plague!

Monster… Monster!

I’m the monster!

[Screeeeeeam!]

I wonder what other sounds I can make.

Hey, you wanna see something really scary?

[Darth Vader voice] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

DARTH VADER: Perhaps that is the problem.