I wanna say something. I’m gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don’t, send it right back. I want to be on you.
*I think that’s the third time this line has been used in this thread. Just sayin’.
So, you’re saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive?
You don’t like her. My mother don’t like her. She’s a dog. And I’m a fat, ugly man. Well, all I know is I had a good time last night. I’m gonna have a good time tonight. If we have enough good times together, I’m gonna get down on my knees. I’m gonna beg that girl to marry me. If we make a party on New Year’s, I got a date for that party. You don’t like her? That’s too bad.
Marriage is an important part of getting ahead. It lets people know you’re not a homo. A married guy seems more stable. People see the ring, they think “At least SOMEBODY can stand the son of a bitch!” Ladies see the ring, they know immediately you must have SOME cash… or your cock must work.
Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togedder today. Mawage, that bwessed awangement, that dweam wifin a dweam…
All wight. I will give you one more chance. This time, I want to hear no Weubens, no Weginalds, no Wudolph the Wed-nosed Weindeers, or I shall wewease NO ONE!
Tell me, schatze, is it twue what they say about the way you people are… gifted?
(ziiiipp)
Oh, it’s twue. It’s twue. It’s twue!
The truth is what I say it is!
Sometimes the truth isn’t good enough. Sometimes people deserve more.
You want the truth?? You can’t handle the truth!
I’d like that. But that shit ain’t the truth. The truth is you’re the weak. And I’m the tyranny of evil men. But I’m tryin’, Ringo. I’m tryin’ real hard to be the shepherd.
Hey, lads, now that Ringo’s gone, what do we do?
Let’s build a snowman!
Let me lay out some difficulties for you: Snow. You don’t HAVE any. It’s nine hundred degrees out there!
…hot and wet! That’s nice if you’re with a lady, but it ain’t no good if you’re in the jungle."
We are in the JUNGLE! You know, when people say “It’s a jungle out there,” well, I’m pretty sure they don’t mean it as a good thing!
This shit’s somethin’. Makes Cambodia look like Kansas. You lose it here, you’re in a world of hurt.
There’s mines over there, there’s mines over there, and watch out those goddamn monkeys bite, I’ll tell ya.
When a monkey nibbles on a penis, it’s funny in any language.
Get your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape!