Tell me, would you agree that the detective story is the normal recreation of noble minds?
I like detective stories. And detectives.
After all, you’re the dick.
I fuckin’ knew it!
We’re dicks! We’re reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong-ll is an asshole. Pussies don’t like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes — assholes who just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is that they fuck too much or fuck when it isn’t appropriate — and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves… because pussies are only an inch and half away from assholes. I don’t know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know that if you don’t let us fuck this asshole, we’re going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!
So, the daddy bear plants his seed in the mommy bear and it grows into an egg.
“We got a bear disturbance!”
“All units, lock the park! I repeat, lock down the park!”
Oh, no, I can’t bear to watch one of these again.
He said “a bear was loose in his apartment.”
I, Hatchet Jack, being of sound mind and broke legs, do leaveth my bear rifle to whatever finds it. Lord hope it be a white man. It is a good rifle, and kilt the bear that kilt me. Anyway, I am dead. Yours truly, Hatchet Jack.
That’s why I put a special wimp clause in my will. You can have a million dollars right now and forget the whole thing. Or you can go for the big one, Brewster. The three hundred million. But if you fail, you don’t get diddly!
Okay then, we hold the world ransom for… One… Hundred… BILLION DOLLARS!
I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse.
Mrs. Robinson, you’re trying to seduce me!
You’re the kind of woman I dreamed about… always desired. I’m wild about you.
Oh Brad, I’m mad for you too!
This isn’t a hospital! It’s an insane asylum, and it’s your fault!
Attention: Starting Monday, all nurses must wear underwear.
It happens in hospitals when nurses fall in love with their patients.