Speak to me only in Movie Quotes

Wait a minute, wait a minute. You ain’t heard nothing yet!

The sustain, listen to it.

I can’t stop thinking about that audience tonight. You don’t know what it feels like, Mel, when they’re all applauding and yelling and whistling. They did whistle, didn’t they?

“It’s a dangerous play you’re in.”

“It’s a great role.”

You’re going out there a nobody, but you’re coming back a star!

Parted friends… everyone already knows! Box office poison! Box office poison! Class! You’re… class… you’re… class… box office poison! Eighteen years in the business and we parted friends! Creative differences!

Okay, listen up. This is where you went wrong.

How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?

You want to leave? You want to go off and fight the war? All right. All right. I won’t stop you. I’ll even put in the paperwork. I just know that every man I kill the farther away from home I feel.

This ain’t a goddamn field trip, people. This is a fuckin’ war!

I always felt we tried to go a bridge too far.

“Hey, Roger, what do you call the middle of a song?”
“Gee, I don’t know-- A BRIIIIIIIIIIDGE!”

Find the controls that extend the bridge.

Go Go Gadgetmobile?

The 1961 Ferrari 250GT California. Less than a hundred were made. My father spent three years restoring this car. It is his love, it is his passion.

Right. Now pay attention, 007. First, your new car - BMW Agile 54 with gears. All points radar. Self destruct system. And, naturally, all the usual refinements. Now, this I’m particularly proud of - behind the headlights, stinger missiles!

Where does he get those wonderful toys?

I haven’t had this roll developed since our trip to Catalina. It sure was a long time ago.

Atouk alounda Tala.

Gort! Klaatu barada nikto!