Say, Jim, that’s a bad outfit. Whooooooo!
Well we’re all naked in there and we’ve got handcuffs and cool shit to play with so take off your clothes and get in the car.
It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
You’re an engine man. Truck’s a whole different thing. No water between you and the fire, no hose to lead you out if you get lost in the smoke. Not a good idea.
So you punched out a window for ventilation. Was that before or after you noticed you were standing in a lake of gasoline? Was that before or after you noticed you were standing in a lake of gasoline, you idiot!?
Can I just ask you one question?
Back off lawman.
This is my town. You’re under arrest.
So read me my rights and arrest me., and then I’ll go downtown. Otherwise, get the fuck out of here…
I’m sorry! I can’t hear ya! Don’t fire the gun while you’re talking!
Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I’ve kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: “Do I feel lucky?”
Well, do ya, punk?
I’ve got a hunch about you. I think you’re lucky for me.
I’ve waited seven years for this moment. You come with me!
Do you expect me to talk?
Would it… kill you to say something? “No.” That’s the first thing you’ve said in the last four hours. That’s a… that’s fountain of conversation, man. That’s a geyser. I mean, whoa daddy! Stand back, man. Shit. I’m sitting here driving. Doing all the driving, man. The whole fucking way from Brainard driving. Just trying to… chat, you know. Keep our spirits up, fight the boredom of the road, and you can’t say one fucking thing just in the way of conversation. Oh fuck it. I don’t have to talk to you either, man. See how you like it. Just total fucking silence. Two can play at that game, smart guy. We’ll just see how you like it. Total silence.
Yeah, I was just gonna tell you to shut up.
But suppose we had no police force, good or bad. Suppose we had… just silence. Nobody to listen, nobody to answer.
Before you go any further, pal, I gotta tell ya it’s cash up front. A thousand bucks a day for a full investigation, another thou’ if the assailant is caught. Do you understand?
It was summer 1948, and I needed money.
My sister’s the actress, mother. And I’m not a cheap stripper. I’m the highest-paid in the business.