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Mrs. Miniver. Such a great movie.
ON
What’s with this guy’s life preserver? Dork thinks he’s gonna drown!
Throw me a life saver!
(Sight gag: Groucho tosses her a Life Saver candy.)
Lockwood: Call me a cab!
Cosmo: All right, you’re a cab!
Get out of my cab. I’m rich!
GET OUT OF THAT CHAIR!
…That’s my brother’s chair.
So for me, for my mother, my grandmother, my father, my uncle, and for the common good, I must now kill you, and your brother.
Can you please not fight in here? I don’t think I can take it.
You can’t fight in here! This is the War Room!
The whole blooming Army’s calling for you. And I might say, that includes myself.
Can’t you understand? Your leave - cancelled! You’ve got to go back! War!
Until this war is over, the only easy day is yesterday!
Ok campers, rise and shine! — and don’t forget your booties 'cause it’s cooooooold out there today.
Prowler needs a jump.
I jumped back for the final quarter of the N.B.A. finals - courtside of course.
Five players on the floor functioning as one single unit: team, team, team - no one more important than the other.
Relax, all right? Don’t try to strike everybody out. Strikeouts are boring! Besides that, they’re fascist. Throw some ground balls - it’s more democratic.
You’ll never guess what happened today
At the baseball game.
It’s hard to believe, what happened today
At the baseball game.
I was the manager, Schroeder was catcher
And all of the team was the same as always
But somehow or other disaster struck
At the baseball game.
Life gives you lots of opportunities. Baseball only gives you one.
There’s no crying in baseball!
Last night I cried in bed. So how is that?