Speak to me only in Movie Quotes

She is Lana Turner.

Look at me, I’m Sandra Dee / Lousy with virginity / Won’t go to bed 'til I’m legally wed / I can’t, I’m Sandra Dee.

When you go shopping in a market, you don’t buy anything that’s been handled too much.

You’ve got a great future in front of you in Retail Food marketing, and I just hate to see you throw it all away by going psycho on us.

Nm

Jesus, people can be cruel. If it’s not my build, it’s my personality. They say I’m a madman, Bart, but I’m not mad at anyone. Honest, I’m not. Most guys I just feel sorry for.

And I don’t like nobody touching my stuff. So just keep your meat-hooks off. If I catch any of you guys in my stuff, I’ll kill you. Also, I don’t like nobody touching me. Now, any of you homos touch me, and I’ll kill you.

I suppose a hug is out of the question.

Kiss me. Kiss me, as if it were the last time.

Mother of Mercy, is this the end of Rico?

I don’t wanna die. Is that wrong?

God, thy will is hard,
But you hold every card.
I will drink your cup of poison.
Nail me to your cross and break me,
Bleed me, beat me,
Kill me.
Take me, now!
Before I change my mind.

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down .

Death is easy. Comedy is hard.

Don’t you know everyone wants to laugh?

Put on a happy face.

Haven’t you heard of the healing power of laughter?

We’re familiar with it.

Ridi, Pagliaccio,
sul tuo amore infranto!

English, motherfucker, do you speak it?