The Lord tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he’s pretty sure you’re fucked.
Proper fucked?
Hey, mister! Mister, wait! Mister! You forgot your brief…
[the briefcase explodes]
You’re like King Midas in reverse. I don’t want you touching my stuff.
Midas Touch
The mighty, mighty, mighty, mighty Midas Touch
I don’t like nobody touching my stuff. So just keep your meat-hooks off. If I catch any of you guys in my stuff, I’ll kill you. Also, I don’t like nobody touching me. Now, any of you homos touch me, and I’ll kill you.
Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn’t hit water if you fell out of a fucking boat.
A boat?! Heeeey, I’ve seen a boat! It passed by not too long ago! It went this way, it went this way! Follow me!
Aaaaand we’re lost.
Is this the fun part? Are we having fun yet?
What is wrong with you kids?
Typical Hollywood audience, all the kids are on drugs, and all the adults are on roller skates.
Diet pills. Sleeping pills. Diuretics. Quaaludes. Valium! There you are.
I saw you at the paddock… before the second race, outside the men’s room when I placed my bet. I saw you before you even got up this morning.
Do think a race like this is won by luck?
Not the way I play it, no.
That’s right. If you wanna win the hand, you’ve gotta stay in 'til the end.
What was I supposed to do - call him for cheating better than me, in front of the others?
I’m shocked that there is gambling in this establishment.
You need a bit of… ooh, shock treatment!
Get you jumping like a real live wire.