We got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark, and we’re wearing sunglasses.
Come on, you’re driving like a old lady.
A bear in his natural environment. A Studebaker.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute, Doc. Ah… Are you telling me that you built a time machine… out of a DeLorean?
Now, we’re sure this is our shrunken building and not someone else’s, right?
A building has integrity, just as a man and just as seldom! It must be true to its own idea, have its own form, and serve its own purpose!
Welcome, to another edition of Thunderdome!
Thunderbolt and Lightfoot. That sounds like somethin’.
This court sentences you to be hung by the neck until dead. And I’m fining you an extra ten bucks for perjury. Let 'em out. Be down at the old oak tree near Boot Hill at twelve o’clock sharp for your hanging. And bring your own rope.
Sure would like me a chaw of tobacco. Whats the matter, hangman; afraid I’ll choke to death and you’ll lose your hangin’ fee?
I earn a living fronting an organization that kills 1,200 human beings a day. 1,200 people! We’re talking two jumbo jet plane loads of men, women and children. I mean, there’s Attila, Genghis and me, Nick Naylor, the face of cigarettes, the Colonel Sanders of nicotine.
There are over 550 million firearms in worldwide circulation. That’s one firearm for every twelve people on the planet. The only question is: How do we arm the other 11?
We can’t level, you crazy bastard, we’re in advertising!
You did quite a bit of silent farting in the car, so you’re not perfect either.
It’s the perfect storm.
I gotta go Julia, we got cows.
You have no right to turn up your nose. Your life’s no closed book. No one’s scot free. After all, the whole world knows about you and Julia.
The Julia Child in your head is perfect. The Julia Child that doesn’t understand what you’re doing is not perfect. The one in your head is the one that matters.
It’s my head, Schwartz, and I will see you in court!
The odds of a plaintiff’s lawyer winning in civil court are two to one against. Think about that for a second. Your odds of surviving a game of Russian roulette are better than winning a case at trial. 12 times better.