The bigger the wish, the bigger the trouble!
Honey, I blew up the kid.
“It’s just honey, Barry.”
“It’s just… What? This is our whole life, and you’re taking it without permission! This is stealing! You’re taking our homes, our schools, our hospitals… It’s all we have! And it’s on sale? I’m gonna get to the bottom of this. I’m gonna get to the bottom of all of it!”
You know what’s great about hitting rock bottom, there’s only one way left to go, and that’s up!
Huh? I am not a bum. I’m a jerk. I once had wealth, power, and the love of a beautiful woman. Now I only have two things: my friends and… uh… my thermos. Huh? My story? Okay. It was never easy for me. I was born a poor black child.
People used to think it was strange 'cause I breast-fed him 'til he was almost five, but I say - hunh, just look at the results!
“It’s Strange.”
“Maybe. Who am I to judge?”
I’m just like any modern woman trying to have it all. Loving husband, a family. It’s just, I wish I had more time to seek out the dark forces and join their hellish crusade.
Never. I’ll never turn to the dark side.
So, Lone Starr, now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.
Back in the 1960’s, a reporter from a national magazine went to the governor of our Lone Star state, and asked, “Governor, what’s your idea of what a real Texan ought to be?” And the governor said, “Son, that’s easy. Just go down to Rio County and get a look at Sheriff Buddy Deeds.”
Fuckin’ Texas.
You all think that the glory happened here in the East, don’t you, with Valley Forge and Bunker Hill? Do you know about San Jacinto? Have you heard about the Alamo?
Glory hallelujah.
Viva Max!
“Max!”
pulls up
“Follow that frog!”
takes off
“MAX!”
comes back
“Follow that frog, with ME in the car!”
Push the button, Max!
Goddammit, I’d piss on a spark plug if I thought it’d do any good!
The only thing to do here is to drive just as fast as you know how, and hope your car doesn’t break.
Peel out, I just love it when guys peel out.