And you, Lyon, you’d better watch it. Oh, sure, everything’s rosy now. You skip from one thing to another - from one dame to another. But watch it, my friend. Find yourself a good girl. Have kids. Or, one day you’ll wind up alone, like me, and wonder what the hell happened.
You don’t like her. My mother don’t like her. She’s a dog and I’m a fat, ugly man. Well, all I know is I had a good time last night. I’m gonna have a good time tonight. If we have enough good times together, I’m gonna get down on my knees and I’m gonna beg that girl to marry me. If we make a party on New Year’s, I got a date for that party. You don’t like her? That’s too bad!
Here is my proposal; I propose we not make plans, I propose we give this thing a chance and let it work out how it works out. So what do you say, do you wanna not make plans with me?
You know, you keep on refusing me, and one of these days I’m going to start thinking you’re stubborn.
That little scene, my friends, is called “Spurned at the Altar.”
Elaine, Elaine, Elaine!
Superman wants to get laid.
Toni Mannix : She’s a lesbian, you know.
George Reeves : Who?
Toni Mannix : The one playing Lois.
George Reeves : Phyllis? Is she really?
Toni Mannix : No. She is now, as far as you’re concerned.
George Reeves : Well… there it is.
You’ve got guts! I catch you red-handed with a naked broad in my pool and you sermonize me!
Frank: You had sexual intercourse with a co-worker on top of the produce that we sell to the public.
Ted: I fucked her with parsnip last week, and I sold the parsnip to a family with four small children.
Frank: That took guts. We need guts. I’m promoting you.
Ted: You got to lot of problems, don’t you?
He sells leeks all day long and paints turnips all night!
Le fabuleux destin d’Amélie Poulain (2001)
My whole life, I tried to paint like a child.
For what is an artist in this world but a servant, a lackey for the rich and powerful? Before we even begin to work, to feed this craving of ours, we must find a patron, a rich man of affairs, or a merchant, or a prince or… a Pope. We must bow, fawn, kiss hands to be able to do the things we must do or die.
Mister. I am the Pope, this might be your church, right now I’m the Pope of Greenwich Village 'cause I got the tape, alright?
Who robs a church?
They put the building in the middle of the city, so that everyone could be equally close to God. I like that, the symmetry, the geometry of belief.
Citizens of Paris! Frollo has persecuted our people, ransacked our city - and now he has declared war on Notre Dame herself! Will we allow it?
Now, we go out there and we half-ass it because we’re scared, all we’re left with is an excuse. We’re always gonna wonder. But, we go out there and we give it absolutely everything… that’s heroic. Let’s be heroes!
We set out to change the world… ended up just changing ourselves.
Hey, you laugh like a donkey. Ha-ha Hee-haw!