You know how many feet are in a mile! Five thousand, two hundred and eighty feet! You pick up my football, and you run every one of them! You’re killing me, Petey, killing me!!
Just calm down, buddy, just calm down, would you?
I am calm. What is it with you people?
Remain calm. All is well!
The Russians are coming! Everyone to get from street!
We mustn’t panic! We mustn’t panic!
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Well, that’s an easy choice for us, Arcadian! Spartans never retreat! Spartans never surrender! Go spread the word. Let every Greek assembled know the truth of this. Let each among them search his own soul. And while you’re at it, search your own.
Well I’m not fuckin’ Greek now, am I?
Do you know why they call him Frankie Four Fingers? Because he makes bets; stupid bets with dangerous people, and when he can’t pay up, they give him the chop! And I’m not talkin’ about his fuckin’ foreskin, either!
Anything I wanted was a phone call away. Free cars. The keys to a dozen hideout flats all over the city. I bet twenty, thirty grand over a weekend and then I’d either blow the winnings in a week or go to the sharks to pay back the bookies. Didn’t matter. It didn’t mean anything. When I was broke, I’d go out and rob some more. We ran everything. We paid off cops. We paid off lawyers. We paid off judges. Everybody had their hands out. Everything was for the taking. And now it’s all over.
So… you never wanted a regular type life?
My life is like watching The Three Stooges in Spanish!
Yeah… Yum Yum… yeah… nice girl… nice girl, very charming girl… I talked with her… yeah. But you, you just let her walk out right out with the Three Stooges. And you know why? 'Cause you’re a big fat pussy.
… you lace-curtain, Irish fucking pussy! - Hey, hey! Stop it! Break it up! Stop it!
Who the hell asked you anything?
Right, you’re in.
I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue…
Boy, the superintendent’s gonna be pissed!
Doctor Banner, I think now might be a good time for you to get angry.
Nice, doctor. While I’m down here trying to save this man’s life, you’re up there making FART jokes.