Get the fuck off of my obstacle! Get the fuck down off of my obstacle!
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Never mind that shit! Here comes Mongo!
Hey, boss. Let’s shave him.
I think there is nothing gay about it, the fact you are letting a straight married man shave your testicles. I think that makes you one of the most macho guys alive.
At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum… it’s breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
Well, let’s not start sucking each other’s dicks quite yet.
What I do with my schlong is my business.
Tell me about it. I had it in storage for three years, it was out for five days and some dickless piece of shit fucked with it.
Danny, I love you and I believe in you. But isn’t everything you’re telling me a big crock of bubbling shit?
Do you take drugs, Danny?
Who can say. Best thing for him, really. His therapy was going nowhere.
Did I ask you to be his psychiatrist? NO- I asked you to fucking KILL him!
I killed the President of Paraguay with a fork. How have you been.
First day on the job, you know what I learned? How to spot a murderer. Let’s say you arrest three guys for the same killing. You put them all in jail overnight. The next morning, whoever’s sleeping is your man. You see, if you’re guilty, you know you’re caught, you get some rest, you let your guard down
You know, I had a novena said for me once. I asked to wake up gorgeous.
And David put his hand in the bag and took out a stone and slung it. And it struck the Philistine on the head and he fell to the ground. Amen.
The minute his head is in view, HIT IT WITH THE ROCK
My way’s not very sportsman-like.
Look what we have here - a miniature cop!