Goooooooood morning, Vietnam! Hey, this is not a test! This is rock and roll! Time to rock it from the Delta to the D.M.Z.!
By the powers vested in me by the Federal Communications Commission, I command you get on the microphone in a serious manner and continue this broadcast.
Don’t you EVER use that tone of voice with me, missy. WHO DO YOU THINK YOU’RE TALKING TO? I’ll tell you what you’re gonna do, you’re gonna MARCH yourself UPSTAIRS to your room and you will STAY THERE until I tell you to come out.
You gonna keep barking, little doggie? Or you gonna bite?
Don’t try me or you’ll be back in Mother India.
My mother, uh… What is the phrase? She isn’t quite herself today.
Not Mother??
What can I say? I love the retard.
At least I never married one.
No. You’re going to be an ugly lady. You’ll probably be fat and work as a cashier, and no one is going to want to marry you.
You should see me fuck. I’m the best piece of ass in three states.
I call that bold talk for a one-eyed fat man.
Sorry. Couldn’t resist.
Don’t be stupid. What can he do with just one eye?
I can still do that. I can do the trick I’ve been telling you about.
Can you get your buttocks off my tongue?
Must’ve been your lifelong ambition!
I’m gonna spend every day for the rest of my life looking for her. That, or die alone!
That’s right. She isn’t still here, is she?
Oh, I forgot. You still prefer your cat to the real thing.
Well, uh, yes, well I uh, had a black cat walk over a broken mirror under the lunar module ladder, didn’t seem to be a problem.