Fuck with me, buddy, I’ll kick your ass so hard you’ll have to unbutton your collar to shit.
Hey, guys, I got me a new mama! And when I’m through with this bitch…she’s gonna walk out of this cellblock wearing a strapless and heels.
I still don’t think you’re the God of Thunder… but you should be.
Good Lord! I’ve HEARD about this… CAT juggling!
Stop! Stop! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Good.
Father, could there be a God that would let this happen?
The animal doesn’t even have thumbs, Focker.
Sorry! I swear I’m not doing this on purpose!
I believe you. But that won’t save you.
Better wear a condom. You can never be too safe.
Have I got one? Uh, well, no. But I can go down the road any time I want and walk into Harry’s and hold my head up high and say in a loud, steady voice, “Harry, I want you to sell me a condom. In fact, today, I think I’ll have a French Tickler.”
For I… am a PROTESTANT!
My name’s Pitt. And your ass ain’t talkin’ your way out of this shit.
Well, sir, there are other means of persuasion besides killing and threatening to kill.
Come on, you’re not going to say that now! You’re not going to say that now! You’re going to pull that henhouse shit, now, when the vote…The Chief just voted! It was ten to nine! I want that television set turned on! Right now!
Patience, O Bifurcated One!
Would you bear with me for just a second, please?
The last guy who told me to have patience, I burned him down and bagged his ashes.
I can’t wait to see you explain this one to a fucking Suffolk County jury you fucking cocksucker. This is gonna be fucking fun!
You better watch out… cause that’s a nice shirt and I’m a bleeder.
If it bleeds, we can kill it.
What if you killed all of us? From every corner of Europe, hundreds, thousands would rise up to take our places. Even Nazis can’t kill that fast.
That’s exactly why we want to produce this play. To show the world the true Hitler, the Hitler you loved, the Hitler you knew, the Hitler with a song in his heart.