Speak to Me Only in Really Stupid Movie Quotes

I would be remiss in my duty, if I did not tell you, that the idea of… intercourse - your firm, young… body… comingling with… withered flesh… sagging breasts… flabby b-b-buttocks… makes me want… to vomit.

Boobies, boobies, boobies. Nothin’ but boobies. Who needs 'em?

The popcorn you are eating has been pissed in. Film at eleven.

I’m not mad at you, I’m mad at the dirt.

I was born a poor black child.

Obviously you don’t understand. What you’re really doing is denying one of your children the opportunity to live a wonderful and advantaged life! How sad that is.

And, uh, I’d like a glass of cold gravy with a hair in it, please.

But it’s got all this red juice when you push on it.

Hispanic Scott Baio?

They’re eating her! And then they’re going to eat me! Oh my gooooooooooooooooooooooooood!

Who’s going to believe a talking head? Get a job in a sideshow.

You talk purtier than a twenny dollar whore!

Hauling me over to Mayer’s table like some picked-up floozie! Or one of those starlets. Out to give the big shots a nice night in town. Is that what you think of me?

You two are going to Farro Island and find me a genuine monster whether he exists or not!

Are you kidding? Fuck off, you freaks! I’m telling my father you talk dirty. Besides, I know for a fact you don’t even know what “fuck” is!

The truth? What do you want with that? If you want to be a success in life forget the truth.

Garbage day! shoots

They say I came here together with those men, there, caught in the ice. Why I am alive and they are dead I don’t know, and why the ice has formed in this parched desert is a mystery without an answer, but the little water that comes from it is vital to these people and they worship me, as a divine goddess.

You know what happens when a toad gets struck by lightning?

The same thing that happens to everything else!

I don’t need a compass to know which way the wind shines.