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Ambivalid · August 18, 2012, 3:38am

Oops.

JohnT · August 18, 2012, 3:55am

nm…

etv78 · August 18, 2012, 4:21am

Locked at OP’s request.

MsWhatsit · August 18, 2012, 4:27am

Junior Moderator
-Noun
[joon-yer mod-uh-rey-ter]

A wannabe moderator.

See: Tattletale, Hall monitor.

Oakminster · August 18, 2012, 4:40am

I am the fucking hall monitor.

D-bear · August 18, 2012, 4:41am

I don’t want to completely hijack this thread, but…

etv78 · August 18, 2012, 4:42am

Was that a whoosh?

D-bear · August 18, 2012, 5:05am

Autolycus · August 19, 2012, 2:36am

For 20 minutes.

etv78 · August 19, 2012, 4:06am

:golf clap:

Lord_Feldon · August 19, 2012, 4:15am

No it isn’t.

drewtwo99 · August 19, 2012, 4:43am

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Bullitt · August 19, 2012, 5:04am

What for?

Bullitt · August 19, 2012, 5:06am

Really. Silly me.

Me neither.

Koxinga · August 19, 2012, 5:09am

This is just the break the McCain campaign has been waiting for!

Bullitt · August 19, 2012, 5:17am

Don’t forget Sarah!

Cat_Whisperer · August 19, 2012, 6:14am

Yes it is.

(Now we have to do this for about four more pages while everyone else gets bored to tears.)

D-bear · August 19, 2012, 7:12am

Cats? Where are the obligatory Pics? Squeee!

Koxinga · August 19, 2012, 7:48am

Concur. Pics or it didn’t happen.

Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor · August 19, 2012, 11:28am

Where are the pimple-popping videos at?