Speak to me only in Straight Dope Message Board quotes

Sight?

…pulls up a lawn chair.

Get off my lawn! And shit.

“Woooo!!! I AM MASTURBATING LIKE A MOTHER FUCK!!!”

Post #13

Ooops! “That’s what happens when I don’t read the whole thread.”

Gotcha ya!b

Citepanzee!

I love sheep!

I wish I had a monkey butler.

I for one welcome our new monkey butler overlords. As opposed to manny people who think they should just fucko off.

Opens cooler, hands divemaster a beer.

You owe me a new keyboard!

Haunted cooler–divemaster and Yllaria are consumed by Ancient Evil.

I’ll be in my bunk.

I am aware of the origins of that quote.

Obligatory XKCD link.

Epic Fail!

Isn’t anyone going down to the quarry?

Magnets! How do they fucking work?

Sicko.