Speak to me only in Whedon-Verse quotes (ie Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Firefly/Serenity, The Doll House, The Avengers movie, and any others I’ve missed. )
“The quality of mercy is not Buffy.”
You know what happens when a toad gets struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.
Puny god.
You’re welcome on my ship. God ain’t.
You’re not the brightest god in the heavens, are you?
There’s only one god, ma’am, and I’m pretty sure he doesn’t dress like that.
I’ll be in my bunk.
Goin’ on a year now I ain’t had nothin’ twixt my nethers weren’t run on batteries!
We’re not ready for them? They’re not ready for us.
You’ve got an army, we’ve got a Hulk.
I aim to misbehave.
I just noticed something, you have superpowers, that is so cool! Can you fly?
Is this Firefly? Buffy?
“You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.”
I’m a dangerously minded man on a ship loaded with hurt now why you got me chattin’ wit your peons?
“Please. You think I’m stupid?**”
**
“Well… yeah!”
Make your move reindeer games.
My days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle.
Barmaid, bring me stronger ale, and some plump, succulent babies to eat.