Speaking Of Good Gene Pools; Think This Guy Has Problems Getting A Date?

Maybe those boys are wearing it long because they are fairly sure that they are doomed to receding hairlines. Over their lifetimes, they’ll average out to something close to a full head of hair?

I don’t think I’d demand anything more than sex from him. He’s very hot and I bet he’ll be smokin’ at 40, too. I don’t care what he collects, what he does, who his parents are, or the unfortunate fact that he looks totally comfortable in dressy duds. Tie him to a tree for a week, get some stubble going, and I’m his.

I don’t know - she’s got that kind of spoiled rich-girl look. As Raymond Chandler put it -

Regards,
Shodan

If Princess Charlotte married Prince William of England, I’m sure their children would officially be Most Beautiful People of the Universe.

Oh, come on. Like you wouldn’t like to go out in public with him just to show him off. :smiley:

See? No way it’s just sex. Something that perfect (like the Teacup Shoes) you need to show them off.

But they’d lose their hair even quicker!

Cite.

Baldness comes through the mother’s side.

That’s Sinead O’Connor’s boys fucked then.

Yeah, but that’s the kind of guy that will draw crowds of women who would have no qualms about walking right up to him and tossing out a proposition. I’d have to take off my teacup shoes and put on my ass-kickin’ shoes and then my hair would get all mussed and he’d probably end up leaving with one of them anyway!

No…no good can come of a public exhibition. I’ll just leave him on that tree out back.

Well, then, I guess it all depends on how much you can…enthrall him. :stuck_out_tongue:

The prince reminds me of actor Edward Albert, only blond and possessing an almost absurdly square jaw (like a cartoon of a Royal Canadian Mountie).

Seriously, though – who collects Swatch watches (Swatch is still around?)? Who even wears watches anymore?

Yeah I’d polish their crowns all right.