Spears marriage shatters long standing record

[twickster]

Welcome to the boards, Ola Diger (or should that be REAL GOD I?) Clearly you’re going to fit in just fine.

[ElwoodCuse]

*Originally posted by bughunter *
**No, more like drunk redneck stunt.

All her youthful beauty, all her charisma, her celebrity, her (ahem) talent, her success cannot hide the fact that she’s still a redneck…
**

if you’re afraid they might uncover your redneck past
there are a hundred ways to cover your redneck past

–Ben Folds Five

[Colibri]

The thought of Britney together with George Costanza, if only for a few days, just brightens my day!

[BrotherCadfael]

*Originally posted by Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor *Her voice is so heavily re-processed that, in the early recordings, you can hear a background buzz from the equipment. **

Hell, I get a pretty good background buzz from her equipment…

Oh, you’re talking about her musical equipment? Never mind…

[Shirley_Ujest]

*Originally posted by Ola Diger *
**Of course, for those og us who routinely run things through the anagram generator to find out what’s really in a name, her short lived marriage comes as no suprise:

BRITNEY SPEARS = BEST PR IN YEARS **

This is by far the best first post I’ve ever seen.

It’s all down hill from here, Ola Diger.

As for Britney, its all PR.

[sugaree]

*Originally posted by TartPops *
**How about with your endless blatting about Spears and Alexander having the shortest celebrity marriage at 55 hours.

Not even close to the record, which is shared by two couples: 1) Zsa Zsa Gabor and Felipe De Alba who were married for one day back in 1982 and 2) Robin Givens and Syetozar Marinkovic, also married for one day back in August 1997.**

1. Gabor and De Alba were not legally married because old Sari was still married to the most recent of her many husbands.

2. All the articles I can find on Givens and Marinkovic state that they “separated” the same day that they were wed. Did the annullment take place less than 24 hours after the ceremony (I know a divorce would take more time.) If not, this statistic is just looking at how long Givens and Marinkovic spent living as man and wife. So, how much time did Spears and Alexander spend playing house?

[Gatopescado]

*Originally posted by Rainbowthief *
**HA! I’ve been a member for four years and am still quite an ignorant sonofabitch! **

Me too! You don’t suppose living in Nevada has anything to do with it, do you?

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Please clean the kitchen.

[Rainbowthief]

gatopescado, who knows? I’ve probably eaten enough bad seafood at buffets to kill any living creature other than cockroaches!