That blackened part of my toenail finally fell off today.
gasps, falls over dead with shock
I have a slight cough and a sniffly nose today.
Thank you for sharing. No, really, thank you.
Elsewhere on the good news front: I didn’t blow out that file that my sidekick left for me on the server (and didn’t have a copy of on his machine).
mine’s still there 
The clump of unidentified funk that was under the TV cabinet turned out to be shredded carpeting and not cat puke.
WhyBaby tripped outside and skinned her nose. Yes, her nose . (And her forehead.) We’ve been singing “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Baby” for three days. One day, she’ll work it all out in therapy and forgive us.
Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.
I just submitted my time sheet.
Mmmmmmm… Cajun Toenail.
The damn pizza won’t cook in the microwave.
I had a pit beef sandwich at the park today. It was nice out, but the couple that has sex in the parking lot weren’t there today.
You just had to wait to tell us this until lunchtime.
I thought briefly of taking a picture for the record. You’re welcome.
I hate it when the lunchtime entertainment falls through. :mad:
In other news, the toxic intestional gas that I was experiencing as a result of eating the last of the split pea soup apparently has subsided.
You mean it wasn’t a non-earth shattering “kaboom”?
I thought I was supopsed to hear a kaboom!
So, I’m confused. Is that good or bad?
Out of the blue, I got e-mails yesterday from two old friends from childhood, whom I haven’t seen in at least a quarter century. I talked to one on the phone for two and a half hours!
The tests came back from the doctors. I don’t have tuberculosis.
Again.
You’ve had it before or you’ve tested negative twice or more?
You know, in spite of her multiple injuries, WhyBaby has one of the cutest baby smiles I’ve ever seen. Clearly, it was not too traumatic for her.