Possibly TMI and NSFW, but of Earth-shattering importance:
The second one.
Ah.
I got my spark plugs replaced.
Yesterday.
On my car, I mean.
My own sparkplugs are just fine, thanks.
Oh.
I also may or may not need a new battery.
On my car.
Cleaned one of my user’s mouse.
Big ol’ wad of lint on the roller thingie.
I have a zit in my left eyebrow.
My ear finally - finally! - unplugged today.
Can you post a pic? Also, did you pull it off, or did it fall off in your bed. And, if the latter, di you find it, or is it still (probably) somewhere down there between the sheets maybe? :eek:
That book I ordered from the library came in.
Someone dumped lemonade in my lap at lunch and my pants are finally dry.
I got a flu shot yesterday, and have a slight (though bareable) fever today.
The baby (young adult now, actually) squirrels that hang out on my patio are beefing up and have gotten their winter coats.
I thought my hard drive was going to die but it turned out it just needed dusting.
I went to the doctor for a checkup today. I’m healthy.
I had a test in Physical Geography yesterday.
I have a new boyfriend and he is so cute and he is so sweet and he is so awesome.
Don’t be hat’n.
I’m running three different websites in three different windows right now and, for once, The Dope is fastest-loading of all of them. By far.
Maybe that is earth-shattering news after all.
GrizzWife is quite taken with the latest piece I finished in my ceramics class.
I let the cats out this morning.
I’m washing towels. I’m thinking of getting new ones.
The massively inflammed, swollen, pus covered* entities that were my tonsils have been replaced by minorly swollen, not so pus covered* entities that are my tonsils. I can swallow and eat solids and turn my head again.
*Can someone tell me how to spell pussy or pusy or pus-y? None of the options seem right. 
I have two!
I’m eating some tasty cinnamon-raisin bread.
Me left ear hurts.