Evidently, if you cover croutons with gravy they become “dressing”. Thanks, Lean Cuisine!
I set the clock in my car to the correct time this morning.
I just made Rice Krispie treats.
After sending me for a blood test and a chest x-ray, the optometrist told me it’s just acne.
Dad’s totally going to say “I told you so.” :smack:
i finally found my nail clipper.
then clipped my fingernails.
Me too.
After changing my battery.
My car’s battery.
Not mine.
I mean, it is my battery, in my car, but not mine.
If you see what I mean.
I ate some Alpha-ghetti and drank some pink stuff out of my sweet lion cup-with-straw.
P.S. The Google ads are disgusting.
I finish work in 40 minutes. 
The McDonald’s across the street from me is selling McRibs.
Ooh, right–flu shots. I should make sure to get mine soon.
I just finished a subsection of my thesis.
Wait a minute… Rice Krispie treats? Don’t underestimate the importance of Rice Krispie treats!
I just found out last night that Ace Young (yes, Ameican Idol Ace Young) is doing a benefit concert in Louisville KY on Thursday, and as one of his most loyal fans, I am taking a personal day off off work and driving the 2 hours to see him perform.
I am also cooking lasagna for him.
They’re gone now. They had a short but meaningful life.
My poor nine month old kitty cat has an infection where she was neutered. We’re giving her pills, cream and yoghut. The poor thing’s walking around in a plastic collar acting very friendly and looking very bewildered.
Responsible pet ownership isn’t always easy on the pet.
Oh god ,don’t put that kind of pressure on him.
No pic, although I considered it. It was partly off on the right side but I did have to do some pulling to get it to release all the way.
One time, I used the razor my mom had replaced the blade on without telling me. I bore down as I usually had to and shaved off my shin. That was bad but what was really gross was the strip of dried-out skin mom found next time she went to shave. :eek:
I seem to have found out how little my supervisor knows about my work. Which would be kind of scary, since she was doing it before I got hired, but I’m just sooooo glad to be leaving.
Now I have to go and write “how to do some seriously high-level work for dummies - the manual you should have gotten from the bigname consulting firm three years ago and not from your almost-ex-subcontractor on her last week.”
On even more earth-shattering news, bigname consulting firms suck.
WhyBaby’s nose scab is starting to peel, just in case anyone was waiting for an update.
Sometimes, being a stay at home mom is really, really boring.
Listen…
it’s the sound of WhyBaby’s nose scab gently drifting down to the carpet…
When I had a job that I hated, I couldn’t find another job. When I was unemployed, I couldn’t find another job. Finally, I found a job, and even better, I actually like it. Suddenly, everyone and their uncle wants to hire me.