what will be it’s next surgery?
public whining?
publicity stunt?
my ideas:
his face will disappear and only his fake chin and nose will be left
he will claim that he actually owns sony and is suing himself
he will name his son sony and marry him on an mtv awards show
:dubious: 
:mad: :eek:
I’ve been looking for a place to post a song parody that just occured to me.
(Sung to the tune of Buddy, Can You Spare a Dime?)
Michael Jackson’s "Buddy, Do You Think I’m White?"
Once I was a Negro.
I had a nose.
I had a nose that was wide.
Once I was a Negro,
But now it’s done.
Buddy, do you think I’m white?
Once I had an urging
For a new face,
New lips and nostrils and eyes.
Then I met a surgeon
And by his grace
Buddy, I began to look white.
Once I started in,
Gee, I looked swell,
A Thriller with those mega-hits I cut.
Then I lightened, tightened, whitened
Til I look like hell
And I’ve got a chin
Like a butt.
Say, don’t you remember
The Jackson Five
We would jive all the time.
Say, don’t you remember
That kid named Mike.
Brother, do you think I’m white?
I have to say, that song is laugh-out-loud funny!! Very good!
As for Jacko, I’d like to see his kids dangle him off a balcony, then lose their grip…
Anyone else noticed how his kids are white? Does he think people have forgotten that he is a black man under all that plastic? It doesn’t add up.
I pity those kids, and I pity Jacko. Thats right - I pity the fool!
wow
that song is crueler than the one i wrote about sick fagger
i feel so much more human now
I beg your pardon?
I think it means Mick Jagger, Francesca.
there ya go
it also references
jacko
bowie
and roger daltry
altho i never thot rog wuz gay
just can’t let that
‘who the **** are you?’ go unanswered…
???
What could anyone have against Bowie, Daltry, or Jagger? I’m confused.