Well, it’s official: As of April 30, 2014, Peter Parker is back in the saddle as the iconic red-and-blue webslinger. I’ve lived with the comics industry long enough that nothing it does surprises me anymore, but I can’t help but be a bit disappointed that Otto Octavius’ superior incarnation couldn’t have lasted a few years longer. I was intrigued by the idea of a savvier, better prepared, better equipped Spider-Man who was tired of being a loser, and I can honestly say that Superior never disappointed.
Anyway, it’s been a long, bumpy path to reach this part, so I figured now’s as good a time to weigh in on by far the most contentious moment in this superhero’s recent history, the much, much, MUCH maligned One More Day.
Okay, cards on the table (thanks again, Moviebob!): It was okay. I liked reading it. It was a moving story, another chapter in the eternal Greek tragedy that is Spider-Man’s life, it was a legitimately big shakeup, and the villain’s motives were very plausible and well-handled. Yeah, Peter Parker exercises really lousy judgment and gets screwed over, but that’s kinda his thing. I mean, maybe not up there with, say, US War Machine or Born, but for the purposes of advancing the life of one of Marvel’s icons, it adequately served its purpose.
Now remember, what started all this was Peter casting his lot with Tony Stark at the beginning of Civil War. As shown in the excellent Prelude to Civil War, Tony not only served as an emphatic, wise, and likable father figure, he actively did everything in his power to prevent registration from happening. Even after the tragedy at Stamford made that lost cause, Tony tried to make the transition as painless as possible, even reaching across the aisle to Captain America. So when he asked Peter to commit fully by unmasking, there wasn’t much doubt that he’d eventually say yes. Sure, that makes two people targets, but the now have the protection of a law enforcement division backed by an industrialist and weapons expert with nearly limitless resources; they’re as safe as two people could expect to be. And Peter can now get in that worthless J. Jonah Jameson’s face and tell him exactly where he can stick his newspaper; he has a real job now. Oh, and if Scorpion or Venom or Electro or Sandman or that new Mysterio guy want a piece of him, they’d better be ready to fight a lot of well-trained, heavily-armed buddies as well. For someone as dumped on as much as Peter Parker, he must’ve been thrilled to finally get to be on the winning team for a change.
And then, the unthinkable. The Negative Zone prison. Which, as Tony reveals, keeps unregistered superhumans. Indefinitely. Now, if he showed a little of the empathy he had at the beginning, that’d be something. “Yeah, I know. It’s horrible. It’s eating me alive. I can’t believe that it’s come to this. I’ll do what I can to improve conditions here, but that’s all I can promise. I’m sorry, Peter. I’m so very sorry.” But not only doesn’t have the slightest problem with this, he actually makes a thinly-veiled threat that Peter better not step out of line or he’ll be next. He never could have seen that coming. Tony Stark may be flawed, but he was always one of the good guys, and now here he is endorsing a concentration camp.
So Peter bails. Which means that he now has the worst of all worlds: everyone knows he’s Spider-Man, he has no protection from SHIELD, and he’s completely out of work.
And that’s why I don’t have a problem with him giving up his marriage to the Devil…what else was there for him? Even if has the maturity to accept his aunt’s death and move on, that doesn’t re-hide his identity, that doesn’t protect him from the many, many supervillains who want him dead, that doesn’t give him a home or money, and that certainly doesn’t stop J. Jonah Jameson from pushing ahead with the 5 million dollar lawsuit (remember that?). Basically, he’s screwed. So now he gets to hit a big reset button, get his life and his aunt’s life back, and the only price is that he’s lonely again and won’t have a daughter he can’t afford to raise anyway? Heck of a deal, if you ask me!
Honestly, what else was there for him, or Marvel Comics, for that matter? (And yes, I understand that comics are weird [Hi, Moviebob! ] and that there’s a lot of leeway here, so, you wanna go nuts, fine.)