Splitters

[The_Thief]

I’ve had my share of embarrassing splitters. Most of the time it will happen when i’m at a party or when I’m at work, never at home it seems.

If you don’t know what i’m talking about I’ll explain.

splitter - A male occurence when semen dries inside the male penis head, creating a dual stream of urine where the split stream immediately makes contact with your pant leg and crotch area…not to be confused with the tri-splitter which can be a serious condition caused by extreme masturbation and general unhygenic habits.

So ladies, us men do have our problems too. sniff

[Freudian_Slit]

Oh god. Another reason I’m profoundly glad I was born a girl. Sure there’s the menstruatin thing, but that can’t be as bad as this. Or getting your penis stuck in the zipper of your pants, a la There’s Something About Mary.

[jeyen]

Hi, Thief.

A friend of mine has a funner name for it:

Split pee

Makes me laugh every time.

Enjoy!

Jeyen

[JimmyNipples]

Dried seman?
I get splitters when I jam a pen in my pee hole.
It’s very painful, but atleast it stings.