I rashly refered to SPOOFE as a boob.
SPOOFE is patently not a boob. SPOOFE can NOT express milk. Put a baby against SPOOFE, and said baby will not suckle. SPOOFE is not a boob.
Neither is SPOOFE an effete, pug-face kneebiter.
Nor is SPOOFE a thin-skinned, whiney poo-poo head.
SPOOFE, of course, is definitely NOT a pox-ridden pig porker. (A “pig porker”, while sounding redundant, would be someone who enjoys sexual congress with porcine farm animals. Definitely not our SPOOFE.)
SPOOFE is not a boy with a “poof” in the middle.
SPOOFE is good.
SPOOFE is your friend.
Let’s all sing the praises of SPOOFE!
If you feel I have slighted you, any of you, give me a link and I’ll try to make things right.
-Rue.
P.S. Is SPOOFE a boob? No.
