Melbourn my darling burg, by the system is an exciting instal take this city, [[LINK DELETED]] Melbourne is the matchless and most crowded bishopric in the land of Victoria, and the second most peruse see in Australia. The Melbourne Burg Meet is the pivot of the greater geographical areaand the Census statistical separating—of which “Melbourne” is the common name. As of June 2009, the greater geographical zone had an approach population of four million. Inhabitants of Melbourne are called Melburnians.
They speak English.
I’m from Melbourne. I’m posting this from my house in Melbourne.
All our spam bots post in broken English; it’s a Melbourne thing, you wouldn’t understand.
It’s definitely my favourite Bishopric Burg.
That’s think you what.
This is why we have the Hume Highway
Actuallly, 'strue: Victorians by and large speak English, and are in consequence looked down upon by the Strineophone majority of NSW and QLD. 
When I read the thread title the image that came to my mind was a large dog (like a Saint Bernard) wearing an ermine robe and wearing a crown. Maybe something a little like this All hail Spot of Melbourne!
Hail Spot of Melbourne!
(I love the look on that dog’s face. )