Spot the Lie!

vanilla, it sounds like you’ve been living in a David Lynch movie. I hope things are more stable for you now.

  1. I go through about 1 audiobook a week.
  2. I once accidentally greeted someone with “how is your mother” instead of “how are you” in mandarin.
  3. I play Sims 2 primarily to involve my Sims in illicit affairs and set them up for freakish accidental deaths.
  4. Nearly every clock in my house is stopped.