I hate my job. I came here because I hated my last job. I went to that job because I hated the job I had before that. Upon examination, a startling and obvious trend has emerged - I keep getting shitty jobs.
Yeah, and I’ve been noticing lately that no matter how much bread and chocolate I consume, my ass keeps getting bigger. What’s with that?
Three of the four last guys I dated got engaged within a month of ditching me (just found the last one out recently).
This “trend” depressed me for weeks 