**What’s the male equivalent for “crazy cat lady”?
What about climbing Everest in a spacesuit?
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Well, it’s certainly crazy.
** Ciudado! Las Llamas!
Again with the Bad Latin
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So Bad it looks like Spanish!
I would like to see…
Lesbians and breasts.
I suspect you’re not alone.
**AMA: Former Walt Disney World Character Performer
I’m sitting next to Eeyore!
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Are you the only person for whom that is not an unusual remark?
** Why are some people better with money than others?
Fifteen dollar shampoo vs three dollar shampoo
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** Inventions you’ve come up with.
How to play a practical joke on a squirrel
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But those bastards at USPTO refused to give me a patent on it.
Gurujulp would’ve wanted his doper family to know…
How to play a practical joke on a squirrel
From A New Posts search:
I had forgotten how loud “the outside” is!
Why I Choose 2 Live In The "Wilderness"
Now it’s:
** Epic Fail - Man vs Tree
I had forgotten how loud “the outside” is!
Why I Choose 2 Live In The “Wilderness”
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** Lesbians and breasts…
The beginning of the end of civilization.
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What’s the most humane way of killing mice?
Grammatical Gender
I suppose it is humane, but how effective is it?
**Do you buy generic or store brand foods?
I like nuts.
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Sure, but generic or store brand?
At least it’s more humane than the merciless use of sarcasm and dramatic irony.
That works best on large hedgehogs.
**Why hasn’t the Neighborhood Watch shooter been arrested?
ask me about my neighbor
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**this is a really long sentence:
I want to get squirrels out of my attic**
Huh. Wasn’t that long after all.
What’s the most humane way of killing mice?
whats more complicated, a car or a rocket ship?
Squishing 'em with a car is easier. It takes too long to get the mice to climb all those teeny-tiny steps into the rocket ship.
If you’re Texting, don’t Walk. Texting and Walking Don’t Mix
Bars.
So a guy walking and texting walks into a bar. That wouldn’t have happened if he had watched where he was going. 
Thank you, thank you. I’ll be here all week.
Why hasn’t the Neighborhood Watch shooter been arrested?
Rules for getting away with it
**It’s apperently(sic) very hard to be very old.
If you’re Texting, don’t Walk. Texting and Walking Don’t Mix **