Chocolate goes in, wrapper goes on, every time! No miscommunication! You can’t explain that!
Products that are no longer advertised on TV
Why is the Supreme Court so good at preventing leaks
What, you never saw that ad for Earl Warren maxipads?
**Is There Anything Known To Be Real That Science Cannot Explain…At All?
Barium swallow **
“We have 'em swallow this stuff called ‘barium’ and then we can totally image what their insides are doing. I’m telling you, it’s freaky, man!”
How funny, to you, are Monty Python?
Your TV "holy grails"
“If I went around claiming I was an emperor just because some moist bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they’d lock me away!” :D:D:D:D:D
**Me, My Dementia, And What I Write
Mixed-Up Metaphors **
**Is There Anything Known To Be Real That Science Cannot Explain…At All?
In which we explore sexually permissive women
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** My Husband is at a Strip Club and I Can’t Stop Crying
My husband’s ball scratching is driving me nuts.
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I don’t have a good place to put this, but since the commercials were back-to-back, I’m going with it here.
First commercial: Christianmingle.com dating website
Second commercial: Beenverified.com online background checks
**Going to meet SO’s parents, what should I take?
Poll: Do you like Corn Smut?**
Ask the homicide victim
Do you like Corn Smut?
** I went on ancestory.com…
An MMP about my dad
Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Corn (But Were Afraid To Ask)
A few questions about corn…
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Ask the homicide victim
Why hasn’t the Neighborhood Watch shooter been arrested?
Ask the homicide victim
Bacon Coffin!
Yes, you can take it with you.
My Husband is at a Strip Club and I Can’t Stop Crying
My husband’s ball scratching is driving me nuts.
You may want to ask what went on at that strip club - and make him sleep on the couch until the doc gives him the all clear. :dubious:
Right now these are in the opposite order, but they’re funnier in this order.
What Nation Is the Most Moral Nation In the World
Religious America…why?
Of course my answer would be Mexico. They have hundreds of Jesuses there.
Beat ya to it!
Post #347
**What does “no swimming from bridge” mean?
Ask the homicide victim
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I said, Troy McClure sleeps with the fishes!
**Cool Mnemonics
Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Corn (But Were Afraid To Ask)
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**What are your lunch options at work?
Men, ever fake an orgasm?
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Not at work, there aren’t any diners close by.
Ottawa plans to kill the penny
Concealed Carry Carry Handgun class
You ain’t gettin’ my pennies, Ottawa.